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Old June 18th, 2015, 09:29 PM
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Re: Tales from the sub

Hey Snafu, sometimes I used to forget to put the money under the pillow case,and I just had to say that the tooth fairy's eftpos was down last night, so shes going to visit again...hahaha.
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Old September 15th, 2017, 07:48 PM
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Re: Tales from the sub

Bwahahaha,

I had a student freak out because a door moved by itself....he thought there was a 👻

I told him there can be minor earthquakes that we don't feel ...and I named a fault in the area. He calmed and finished his test.
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Old October 20th, 2017, 07:12 PM
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Re: Tales from the sub

Guess what's worth it's weight in gold at school?

Pencils....nope

Toilet paper ....yeap... School doesn't have $ for kleenexs, so teachers raid the toilet paper
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Re: Tales from the sub

OMG! That's funny! I call it the "round box of tissues!"

Around here, kids are supposed to bring in a box of tissues and wipes to their homeroom, from K to 12.
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Old October 27th, 2017, 06:31 PM
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Re: Tales from the sub

I'll admit, I'm naive.

It smelled like a skunk in school the other week.... I was 😱 when told it was stink weed pot.
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Old October 27th, 2017, 06:39 PM
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Re: Tales from the sub

I'm sending my students birthday cards.

Some of them are excited, others could care less...at least that they'll admit.
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Re: Tales from the sub

Oh wow. What did you do about the pot? Were police called?

(For anyone planning to join the forum to inform me that pot isn't illegal everywhere, snafu is a teacher. I think schools are supposed to be drug free, even in states where marijuana is legal. And unless it belonged to a teacher, there would be underage laws being broken.)
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Old October 28th, 2017, 08:57 PM
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Admin had already handled it, it was in a different hall than the one I'm in
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I think I need to eat breakfast, I read sub and immediately though sub sandwich.

sorry.... carry on
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Old May 22nd, 2018, 07:22 PM
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Re: Tales from the sub

got one (teen slang) I forgot to post


milk money = show me your breasts (a student didn't know if she should take milk money from someone or not)

watch netflix and chill = have s3x - a student found out, because she didn't know; then asked if I knew what it meant
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