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Old September 15th, 2017, 07:42 PM
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Re: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.

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Old September 18th, 2017, 09:35 AM
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Re: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.

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Old September 18th, 2017, 09:37 AM
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Old September 18th, 2017, 11:20 AM
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OMG, Knot! That's too funny. Love the takes on Dr. Suess!
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Old October 1st, 2018, 12:29 PM
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Re: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.

This isn't really a joke, but it cracked me up because if it doesn't summarize my relationships, I don't know what does.

Preview line for the last 7 people I texted, from my phone's Message screen. (starting with oldest, to most recent)

Guy who mows our yard: "No problem, thank you!"
Friend 1: Thank you!
Friend 2: Okay, great! Thanks for thinking of us!
Friend 3: Darn. Thanks anyway!
DH: Okay.
DS: Stay the course!
DD: What pants are you wearing?
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Old October 1st, 2018, 04:41 PM
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HAHA!!! Love the last line!
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Old October 5th, 2018, 06:20 PM
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Re: Jokes and other miscellaneous stuff that may or may not make you smile or laugh.

blink, blink - why did your DD want to know what you were wearing? (I'm assuming that she's away at college)
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I wanted to know what pants SHE was wearing. That was a message from me to her.

(She had taken a picture of the shoes she was wearing, that I had bought for her, to show me what they looked like on. She was wearing a pair of pants I had forgotten about in the picture; she hates shopping and I buy about 95% of her clothes. I had bought her a similar pair of pants for her birthday and was trying to figure out if I needed to return them.)
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