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Old October 2nd, 2012, 08:15 PM
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Re: give everyone a good laugh ( keep it clean)

A man comes home and sees his wife packing. He asks her what's going on.

"I'm leaving you. Sick and tired of it all," she said.

"What are you going to do?" he inquired.

"I'm going to be a hooker," she responded. "I can make $200 for what I give you for free!" she yelled.

The man immediately went to the closet, pulled a suitcase down from the top shelf, threw it on the bed next to hers and began packing too.

"What the hell are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm coming with you," he said. "I want to see how you live off of $800 a year."
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Old May 7th, 2013, 06:09 AM
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Re: give everyone a good laugh ( keep it clean)

"Laughter is inner jogging" so keep on laugh and let others to laugh
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Old May 7th, 2013, 03:17 PM
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Re: give everyone a good laugh ( keep it clean)

Three women were tried for crimes, and sentenced to die by firing squad.
The first woman, a brunette, goes first. The Warden asks if she has a final request. She said "Yes...Earthquake!!" Everyone scatters, and she escapes.
The second woman, a redhead, goes next. The Warden asks if she has any final request. She said "Yes...Tornado!!!" Everyone scatters, and she escapes.
The third woman, a blond is last. The Warden asks if she has a final request. She said "Yes....Fire!!!".
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Old May 7th, 2013, 11:36 PM
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Old May 17th, 2013, 05:15 AM
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Re: give everyone a good laugh ( keep it clean)

very funny , "laughter is an inner jogging " so keep on laugh
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Old June 4th, 2013, 11:12 AM
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Re: give everyone a good laugh ( keep it clean)

A ship carrying 2-billion yo-yo's sank off the coast of California last week. It came up 64 times before it finally stayed down.

Yuk, yuk, yuk...
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Old June 4th, 2013, 11:17 AM
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Re: give everyone a good laugh ( keep it clean)

A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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Old June 5th, 2013, 04:41 AM
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good one
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Old June 5th, 2013, 07:20 AM
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good one
Yeah, I liked the yo-yo one too.
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Old June 5th, 2013, 08:46 AM
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Those are good ones!
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